Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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