just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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