All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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