You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Every concussion has its silver lining
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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