In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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