Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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