I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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