Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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