who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
