It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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