Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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