Porn is love you can see.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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