Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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