If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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