yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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