just tell him i said nine months
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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