Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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