is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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