I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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