just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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