Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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