drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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