just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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