Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
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