Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Sext me about skeletons
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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