16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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