i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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