At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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