At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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