Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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