Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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