just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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