# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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