Taylor Swift is so right about you.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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