I'm really into asian looking animals
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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