ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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