Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??