BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.