btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
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i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
and she was petting her beer can
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?