I don't think brook has ever known best
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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