"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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