I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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