So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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