dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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