she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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