Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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