why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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