I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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