As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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