its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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