the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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