I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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