Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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